I’ve been on Twitter for six years now, with a bio that reads ‘all opinions are Alan Alda’s’.

I do own both Alda memoirs – ‘Never Have Your Dog Stuffed’ and ‘Things I Overheard While Talking to Myself’ and can heartily recommend both as excellent reads.

I also love writing snail mail letters to famous people on the off chance it’ll meander past the various gatekeepers and they’ll say, ‘well I really didn’t expect that’.

This is my letter to Alan Alda:

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